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英语daily report题材有哪些
Good morning,today is my turn to do a daily report.We all know that an important issue of language is the translation.
Because there are many differences in customs and cultures in different countries,translation content will be poles apart from that.Light may simply cause a misunderstanding joke,but in the important occasions,a small translation error may cause many serious consequences.Therefore,today I would like to discuss translation issue.
First please appreciate this poem.This is one of very familiar ancient poem.Now I would like to show this poem in English translation.After reading,I wonder if you would like that translated versions.In fact we do not have many opportunities for translating the ancient poetry,but like translating dish name and film name is still very common.
So how will the country's cultural essence of the Natural translated into the languages of other countries,so that people will not feel nonsensical,this should be studied in depth.At this point,some Chinese tanslators do very good.Because of their translation,we could read Jane Eyre,read floating masterpiece,and people of all countries can communicate with each other in the the spirit.
I hope some of our students can be translators in the near future,at that time It's your turn to solve this problem.
跪英语幽默短文.最好能让人喷血三升的不要色情的
Second language
A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.
Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life.
Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a second language?"
一只母老鼠带着孩子出来散步，突然她看见一只猫正在灌木丛中虎视耽耽。
母老鼠向着猫叫道：“汪，汪，汪”，猫听了非常害怕，拼命跑走了。
母老鼠回过头洋洋自得的对孩子说：“现在你知道外语的重要性了吧。”
改改,添一下
I work for 7up"! 我可是在七喜公司工作呀
Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says
"Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"!
四个好朋友在医院里碰面了,他们的妻子正在生产.护士过来对第一个男人说:"恭喜,你得了双胞胎."男人说:"多奇怪呀,我是明尼苏达双子队的经理."过了一会儿,护士过来对第二个男人说:"恭喜,你得了三胞胎."男人很喜欢:"嗯,又巧了.我是3M公司的董事."最后,护士跑来对第三个男人说:"恭喜,你得了2对双胞胎."男人很开心地说:"真令人啼笑皆非,我为四季宾馆工作."他们三个都很高兴,但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁,咒骂上帝并用头撞墙.他们问他有什么不对劲,他回答道:"什么不对劲?我可是在七喜公司工作呀!"
Five Hundred Times 五百遍
In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes. A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. "You are a school teacher, eh?" said he. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times."
在中西部一个大城市的交通法庭里，一位年轻女士被带到法官面前，她由于开车闯红灯被开了罚单。女士向法官解释，她是一名学校老师，请求法官马上处理她的案子，以便可以赶回去上课。法官眼中闪过一丝狡黠，说道：“你是学校的老师，对吗？女士，我马上要实现我毕生的愿望了。在那张桌子旁坐下，写‘我开车闯了红灯’500遍。”（这个不错吧，哈哈，刚开始还没完全懂呢）
Who Shot Abraham Lincoln
Mr. Smith and his son Rick were called to teacher 's classroom.
“ Mr. Smith, ” said the teacher, “ I asked Rick 'Who shot Abraham Lincoln?' and he said that he didn't do it! ”
“ Well, teacher, ” said Smith, “ if my kid said he didn't do it — he didn't do it! ” Father and son left the school, and on their way home, Smith turned to the boy and asked, “ Tell me, son, did you do it? ”
Change
A lady lost her handbag during a day of shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, “Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty singles.” The boy quickly replied, “That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have change for a reward.”
Autograph (签名)
“ Dad, Can you write in the dark? ”
“ I think so. What is it you want me to write? ”
“ Your name on this report card. ”
Have a Wife
At Sunday School they were doing the Creation story and Johnny heard how Eve was created from Adam's side.
Later that week Johnny's mother noticed him lying down as though he was ill and she asked:
What's the matter with you?
I have a pain in the side., I think I'm going to have a wife
Free Haircut
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair.
“ I'm goin' to buy a green tie to wear for the parade,” he said. “I'll be back in a few minutes.”
When the boy's haircut was completed and the man still hadn't returned, the barber said, “Looks like your daddy's forgotten all about you.”
“That wasn't my daddy,” said the boy. “He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, 'Come on, son, we're gonna get a free haircut!”
Go to School
Tommy had reached school age. His mother managed with a blast of [1]propaganda to make him enthusiastic about the idea. She bought him lots of new clothes, told him of the new friends he'd meet and so on. Came the first day, he eagerly went off and came back home with a lot of glowing reports about school.
Next morning when she woke him up, he asked “What for ?” She told him it was time to get ready for school.
“What, again ?” he asked.
Happy Birthday to You
A mother took her three-year-old daughter to church for the first time. Thee church lights were lowered, and then the choir came down the [2]aisle , carrying lighted candles. All was quiet until the little one started to sing in a loud voice, “Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you...” Adam's Suit
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible. With [3]fascination , he looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible and he picked up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that has been pressed in between pages. “ Momma, look what I found, ” the boy called out. “ What have you got there, dear? ” his mother asked. With [4]astonishment in the young boy's voice he answered, “ I think it's Adam's suit!!!!! ”
Stupid
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers eating some candy, when it slips from her fingers into a pile of hair on the floor.
“Oh dear, have you got hair on your candy?” asked the barber.
“Don't be so stupid, I'm only three!!” said the girl!
Nearly
Father: How did you exams go ?
Son: I got nearly 100 in every subject
Father: What do you mean, nearly 100 ?
Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers !
[注释1] propaganda n. 宣传
[注释2] aisle n. 走廊， 过道
[注释3] fascination n. 魔力 , 入迷 , 魅力 , 迷恋 , 强烈爱好
[注释4] astonishment n. 惊讶
Answer
Teacher to student: Arnold what is the most popular answer to the teacher's questions?
Arnold : I don't know ma'am.
Teacher: Correct!'
A Natural Childbirth
A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, “ How was I born? ”
“ Well honey... ” said the slightly prudish[1] parent, “ the stork[2] brought you to us. ”
“ Oh, ” said the boy. “ Well, how did you and daddy get born? ” he asked.
“ Oh, the stork brought us too. ”
“ Well how were grandpa and grandma born? ” he persisted.
“ Well darling, the stork brought them too! ” said the parent.
Several days later, the boy handed in his paper to the teacher. The opening sentence is:
“ This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations. ”
Presents
It was the last day of school, and all the students were bringing presents for their teacher. A florist[3] 's daughter came up and gave her teacher a box. The teacher said, “ I'll bet these are flowers! ” The girl replied, “ How did you know? “ Just a lucky guess, ” she said.
Next, a boy whose family owned a candy store came up and gave the teacher a box. She said that she knew it was candy. When the boy asked how she knew, she again said, “ Just a lucky guess. ”
Finally, a boy whose father owned a liquor store came up and gave the teacher a box, but one of the box's corners was damp[4] from a leak. The teacher asked the boy if it was wine. The boy said, “ No. ” She touched the leak and put it to her tongue and asked if it was champagne[5] . The boy again said no. Finally, she gave up and asked him what was in the box. He said happily, “ A puppy[6]! ”
Not Enough
A child comes home from his first day at school. His Mother asks, “Well, what did you learn today?”
The kid replies, “Not enough. They want me to come back tomorrow.”
Scare
The little boy wasn't getting good marks in school. One day he made the teacher quite surprised. He tapped her on the shoulder and said. “ don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't get better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking[7].”
Cosmetology
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream[8] on her face. “ Why do you do that, mommy? ” he asked. “ To make myself beautiful, ” said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue[9]. “ What's the matter? ” asked Little Johnny. “ Giving up? ”
Play
A little girl asked her mother, “ Can I go outside and play with the boys? ” Her mother replied, “ No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough. ” The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, “ If I can find a smooth one, can I play with[10] him? ”
Understand
A boy had reached four without giving up the habit of sucking his thumb[11], though his mother had tried everything from bribery[12] to reasoning to painting it with lemon juice to discourage the habit. Finally she tried threats, warning her son that, “If you don't stop sucking your thumb, your stomach is going to blow up[13] like a balloon.” Later that day, walking in the park, mother and son saw a pregnant woman sitting on a bench. The four-year-old considered her gravely for a minute, then spoke to her saying, “Uh-oh...I know what you've been doing.”
You Are Jesus
A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, age 5 and Ryan, age 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity to teach a moral lesson and said, “If Jesus were sitting here, he would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake. I can eat when he is finished.'
So Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, “Ryan, you be Jesus.”
Answer
A first grade teacher was telling her class about the 3 little pigs. She got to the part where the pigs get the building materials and said, “The first little pig went up to[14] a man and asked, ‘ Excuse me sir, but may I have some straw to build a house?'”
The teacher wanted to know if the class was paying attention so she asked, “What do you think the man said?”
One boy raised his hand and said, “I think maybe the man said something like, ‘WOW! A talking pig!'”
[注释1] prudish adj. 过分规矩的， 装正经的
[注释2] stork n. [ 鸟 ] 鹳
[注释3] florist n. 种花人
[注释4] damp adj. 潮湿的
[注释5] champagne n. 香槟酒， 香槟色
[注释6] puppy n. ( 常指未满一岁的 ) 小狗， 小动物，自负的青年
[注释7] spanking n. 拍击， 打屁股； adj. 强烈的， 疾行的； adv. 显著地
[注释8] cold cream n. 雪花膏， 冷霜 ( 一种化妆品 )
[注释9] tissue n. 薄纸， 棉纸， 薄的纱织品
[注释10] play with 玩， 戏弄， 摆弄； 不大认真考虑 ( 某一问题 )
play with fire 玩火， 做危险的事
[注释11] thumb n. 拇指； vt. 以拇指拨弄， 笨拙处理， 弄坏，翻阅， 作搭车手势
[注释12] bribery n. 行贿； 贿赂， 受贿， 被收买 commit bribery 行 [ 受 ] 贿
[注释13] blow up 形成 A storm blew up. 风暴骤起。
[注释14] go up to 前往
Pity
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “ Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up! ”
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, “ Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny? ”
“ No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself[3]!
Threaten
A mafioso's son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, “Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy the whole year, so I want a new...” He looks at it, then crumples[4] it up into a ball and throws it away.
He gets out a new piece of paper and writes again, “Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy for most of the year, so I want a new...” He again looks at it with disgust and throws it away.
He then gets an idea. He goes into his mother's room, takes a statue of the Virgin Mary, puts it in the closet, and locks the door. He takes another piece of paper and writes, “Dear baby Jesus. If you ever want to see your mother again...
Puzzle
Mom and Dad were trying to console[5] Susie, whose dog had recently died.
“ You know, it's not your fault that the dog died. He's probably up in heaven right now, having a grand old time with God. ”
Susie, still crying, said “ What would God want with a dead dog? ”
Where is God?
A little girl was eating a doughnut[6] on her way to church. Since she could not eat inside, she left it outside and she prayed, “ God, will you please watch my doughnut and not go anywhere else? Thank you! ” Then she went inside. When the priest said, “ God is here, God is there, and God is everywhere! ” The little girl said, “ You are wrong! God is outside watching my doughnut! ”
Punish
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not!
Boy: Good cause I didn't do my homework!
The Ugliest
Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed[8] to one of the ugliest girls there.
“ Why? ” he asks.
St. Paul replies, “ When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone. ” The same happens to the second guy. He asks why.
St. Paul replies, “ When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone. ” The third guy laughs at his friends and says, “ Thank God I didn't do anything like that. ” He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two guys ask, “ Why? ”
“ Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone 。”
Puzzle
A group of kindergarten[10] children were on a class outing to their local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board[11], of the 10 most wanted men.
One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.
“ Yes, ” answered the policeman.
“ Well, ” wondered the child, “ why didn't you keep him when you took his picture? ”
英语搞笑小短文带翻译
A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead."said the doctor,
Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive." "Be quiet, "said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"
一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院.他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说:"我想他伤得很厉害."医生说:"我怕他已经死了."听到医生的话,这个男人转动着头说:"我没死,我还活着."妻子说:"安静,医生比你懂得多."
The busis very crowded.Aman tries to get on,but no one gives way to him.
"Hey,let me get on the bus."the man shouts.
"It's too crowded.You'd better take the next bus."a passenger says to him.
"But you can't go withou me.I'm the driver."the man says.
公共汽车上很拥挤.一位男士想上车,但是没有人给他让路.
"喂,让我上车!"那位男士喊道.
"车太挤了,你最好坐下一辆"车上的一位乘客对他说.
"但是没有我你们走不了.我是司机!"那位男士说道.
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！”
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.
由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪？” “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。 Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着"学校----慢行".
.A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is in their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,'Get the kid.'
这里想对将要退休者提一点忠告。如果你只有65岁的话，千万别进退休社区。因为那里人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了。每当要搬东西，抬东西或者装东西时，他们就叫喊，“让小的干吧。”
2.Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?
Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.
Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?
Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.
妈妈：弗雷迪，你的脸为什么那么红？
弗雷迪：我刚才在大街上跑，为的是阻止一次打架？
妈妈：你做的对，谁和谁在打架。
弗雷迪：我和杰克·史密斯。
man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead."said the doctor,
Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive." "Be quiet, "said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"
一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院.他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说:"我想他伤得很厉害."医生说:"我怕他已经死了."听到医生的话,这个男人转动着头说:"我没死,我还活着."妻子说:"安静,医生比你懂得多."
The busis very crowded.Aman tries to get on,but no one gives way to him.
"Hey,let me get on the bus."the man shouts.
"It's too crowded.You'd better take the next bus."a passenger says to him.
"But you can't go withou me.I'm the driver."the man says.
公共汽车上很拥挤.一位男士想上车,但是没有人给他让路.
"喂,让我上车!"那位男士喊道.
"车太挤了,你最好坐下一辆"车上的一位乘客对他说.
"但是没有我你们走不了.我是司机!"那位男士说道.
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！”
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.
由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪？” “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。1,Two birls
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
两只鸟
老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？
学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老师：请说说看。
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。
2. The Fish Net
"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"
"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.
鱼网
"你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安？" 老师发问道。
"把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。" 小女孩回答道。
3. The New Teacher
George comes from school on the first of September.
"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
"I didn\'t like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."
新老师
9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。
"乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗？" 妈妈问。
"妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。"
4. A physics Examination
Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.
The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?
Nick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.
一次物理考试
在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。
这个问题是：为什么在打雷时，我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声？
尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前，耳朵在后。
初中英语值日报告写什么有趣的话题呢
A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence.
The girl looked at her father and said, “It was Mom”。
“How do you know?” asked her father.
“She didn"t say anything.”
二：I Have Turned It Over
A woman said to her husband, “dear, look at our sheet! It"s too dirty. Would you like to wash it now?”
The man looked at the sheet and then thought for a while and then said, “I don"t think it"s necessary. We can turn the sheet over. Is that all right?”
三、40 over Li lotus heart disease arises suddenly, is escorted to the hospital first aid. The condition extremely too bad, the Li lotus felt oneself nearly all already died.
In the rescue, the Li lotus has heard God's sound suddenly: "You cannot die, you also may live for 45 years 6 months 02 days, has the courage to go on living!"
Certainly, the result was the Li lotus miracle is revived. After the body recovers, the Li lotus thought oneself also can live for more than 40 years, then □has anxiously is leaving the hospital, first repairs the face, then makes up the lip, then is the prosperous chest, finally is the thin abdomen, continuously has undergone 4 cosmetology surgeries altogether, then was called the specialized hair stylist to visit the service, changed has sent the color, has made the new tide hairstyle, the entire stature looked at □the young several years old.
After last the reshaping surgery completes, the Li lotus then happily handled left the hospital the procedure, □thought actually the ambulance which rapidly 驶过 by 撞死 in the entrance.
After the heaven, the Li lotus has been angry interrogates God: "Since you had said I also may live for 45 years, then you should not eat the word."
God awkwardly 耸了耸肩, replies: "Really is sorry, at that time, the vehicle hit when you... ... I have not recognized am you."
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Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着"学校----慢行".
Do You Know My Work？
One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes．
Two men stood outside and looked at the fire．
“Before I came out，” said one，“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money． People don't think of money when they're afraid． When anyone leaves paper money in a fire， the fire burns it． So I took all the bills that I could find．No one will be poorer because I took them．”
“You don't know my work，” said the other．
“What is your work？”
“I'm a policeman．
“Oh！” cried the first man． He thought quickly and said，“And do you know my work？”“No，”said the policeman．
“I'm a writer． I'm always telling stories about things that never happened．”
译文：（自己简单翻译）
你知道我是干什么的吗？
一天晚上，一家旅馆失火，住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡 衣就跑了出来。
两个人站在外面，看着大火。
“在我出来之前，”其中一个说：“我跑进一些房间，找到了一大笔钱。人在恐惧中是不会想到钱的。如果有人把纸币留在火里，火就会把它烧成灰烬。所以我把我所能找到的钞票都拿走了。没有人会因为我拿走它们而变得更穷。”
“你不知道我是干什么的。”另一个说。
“你是干什么的？”
“我是警察。”
“噢！”第一个人喊了一声。他灵机一动，说：“那你知道我是干什么的？”“不知道。”警察说。
“我是个作家。我总是爱编一些从未发生过的故事。”
Who is the laziest
Father:Well,Jack,I talked with your teacher today .And now I want to ask you a question ,Who is the laziest person inyour class ?
Jack:I don`t know ,father.
Father:Oh,think!When other boys and girls are reading and wirting ,who sits quietly and only watch how other people word?
Jack:Our teacher ,father.
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